You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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