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And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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