relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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