i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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