Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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