And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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