i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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