I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
there was a trapeze. enough said
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
These tits shall not be calmed
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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