For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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