Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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