So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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