what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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