I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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