At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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