i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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