porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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