omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
