what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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