So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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