I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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