I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My bed smells like the plague
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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