It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
