Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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