Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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