garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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