I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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