were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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