he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
