i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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