She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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