i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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