I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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