new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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