I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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