I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dick very happy bro
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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