Dual....:-)
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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