Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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