But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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