is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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