Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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