My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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