We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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