do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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