just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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