i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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