So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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