Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
where does the pee come out of this thing
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
porn star boner night. come get it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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