How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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