Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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