How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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