There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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