whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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