Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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