They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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