we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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