I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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