I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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