used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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