sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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