how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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