I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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